 How
To Go On A Date To The Movies
Do You Want To
Go On A Date To The Movies: Learn how to go on a perfect date to the
movies? Be part of your very own blockbuster with our tips on how to
have fun at the cinema.
That film you want
to see
It's important to
go to the flicks with your new partner early on, so you can be sure they
are able to stop talking when required. If they can't keep quiet, it's
important to find out now.
If you're still trying to impress, then you may pretend to want to see
certain films to make yourself seem sophisticated and intellectual. Out
of politeness, your new partner might agree. The result is you both sit
through some art house nonsense full of subtexts and juxtapositions..
 How
to decide
But if you have
got to that stage in your relationship where you can both be brutally
honest, then beware. If she loves action thrillers, and he's a sucker
for fantasy adventures, then devise a method of choosing what you see.
Either take it in turns, or play scissors paper stone, or just be
gentlemanly about it.
If you are often at loggerheads about what to see then decide before you
get there. Otherwise you might row, or be tempted to go to separate
movies. This would clearly be the worst date ever, and would probably
mark the end of your relationship.
Snacks
Sometime,
somewhere a movie mogul decided that popcorn should be the movie snack
of choice. He was an idiot, because it is the loudest food in the world,
rendering whole lines of dialogue inaudible for you- and your date.
If you must have it, try and shovel it all in before the main feature
starts. Or your date will hate you.
The other paradox about popcorn is that it can only be eaten
attractively in single pieces, but is only tasty in mouthfuls. So to
appreciate it you are going to look disgusting. All in all, ice cream is
a far better bet for a date.
Bigness
Get rid of that
big hat, or big hair. Few things are more annoying than an obscured
movie screen. If your date suffers from this, then offer to switch
seats; or even have a gentle word with the offender.
Also, keep big laughs to a minimum- particularly if you have a strange
one. You don't want to be set upon by the rest of the audience, your
date may decide she's with them...
Reliving the movie
After the curtains
close, you can judge how well the date has gone, by which scenes of the
movie you end up re-enacting
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